Syriana
October 18th, 2006 by owenamI am the choir. Preach on!
Seriously — there are people who disagree with this movie? I guess there must be, or it wouldn’t have been made. But it couldn’t be anyone I know, right? I mean, most of them went to Carleton! They even have sweatshirts to prove it!
What’s that? People at work? Rubbish. If you’re smart enough to work at a network security company, you’re smart enough to understand the twisted junkie/dealer relationship we have with the middle east. Right?
Oh, it must be that guy who keeps honking at me when I’m on my bike. Yep, that must be it — this movie was made for him. You know, he seems to follow me around a lot. And apparently he honks at some of my friends, too. It’s like that one guy does nothing but drive around all day, burning oil and getting angry at cyclists.
Good thing there’s only one of him!